Investment advice in the event Obama is elected
About the Author: Living in Central New York...Married to home remodeling contractor...Mother of two young boys...BA in Social and Behavioral Sciences...ARM Designation (Associates in Risk Mgmt)...17 years in the insurance industry...Currently working as consultant/analyst (insurance)...Love country, 70's, 80's and 90's music...Grew up in suburbs of Philly, PA-hence the love of the Phillies, Eagles and Flyers...Baseball mom (kids tried skating, didn't like it so I can't claim...that I'm a hockey mom-dang, maybe I'll try again this winter!!!)...Like to ski (at least my husband thinks so)...Been a political junkie my whole life, more so after 9/11/01. Read more from this authorWe’re all wondering where to invest our money these days. Everything is down and it seems we still haven’t seen the bottom. They say it will get worse before it gets better, and if Obama’s elected that will certainly be true. So what is an investor to do?
My advice is to sit tight until November 5, 2008. If you wake up to the news that Obama will be our next president you should immediately invest all of your money in booze.
Not just booze, but beer, wine and any other spirits you can think of. Breweries, wineries and distilleries will be the next hot commodity. Seagrams and Bud and Jack Daniels, oh my. My advice to you is buy, buy, buy!
Should Barack Obama be our next president, with democrats controlling both houses of Congress the s**t’s gonna hit the fan and the folks are gonna hit the bottle - hard.
You may also want to invest in No Doz, Chaser, Excedrin and Pepto Bismol. People will need something to get them through those extra long days they’ll be working after drinking their sorrows away when the sun goes down.
When the Republicans win back control of Congress after two years I suggest you immediately invest in drug and alcohol rehab centers.
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Based on lots of comments I’ve been reading at other sites, you may want to invest in gun and ammo companies in case there is a second revolution.
After suffering through the Tom Brokaw Show, a/k/a the second Presidential Debate, I’ve decided to take out a substantial investment position in Scotch, Tennessee Whiskey, and microbrews right now.
If Obama gets elected, I’d invest in companies that make brown shirts and arm bands. Those roving “Truth Squads” are going to need their uniforms.
All good suggestions. It’s time to diversify.